So some people have been asking me…
“Feli,” they say, because, well, that’s my name so…
“Feli, how will this chicken wing thing work at Furnal Equinox?” (Anonymous Furry Person #71036)
And that is an awesome question!
The short answer:
If you participate, you will eat spicy things and get asked silly questions.
The long answer:
Let’s say we’re on round 3. We’re on to the 3rd type of sauce, and this is a typical round. Arbitrarily, let’s say it’s some of that wonderful Halitosis Howler. While the most awesome of assistants are tossing the wings with the sauce, the audience will begin bidding people into the rotating seats (of doom!). So, if you the audience want, say, some random fur named Aaeden in one of those seats for a round, you pool your money and say “We have $X Million Dollars to put Aaeden in a seat!” (look, we can dream about the amounts, right?) – it can be any amount, really. And if the bid wins, and this Aaeden person says yes, then they get up on stage and into the seat.
Once all the seats are full, each person will receive their wings (and yes, everyone will be given gloves).
The countdown starts, and at zero everyone noms on their wings. Then, I, that weird guy likely wearing a kilt, will ask a quiz question of the contestants. The question could be something like “We all loved that one show, the one about the raccoons and had that awesome theme song sung by Lisa Lougheed. You know the one… Where did the Raccoons live?”
Points get awarded to correct answers.
Incorrect answers… well… there’s always the chance of Rabbit’s Roulette, or a chance of having that team skip up a heat level for the next round. Or some other challenge. (bribes accepted, all for the charity, of course)
Just a peek into Dark Bunny Sauces’ upcoming panel at Furnal Equinox.
Do you want to participate in the panel? Sign up here: https://forms.gle/uCoLKXTr9rY2WQR78
All funds raised through wanting to watch people suffer while eating food go to the convention’s charity.
No outside food or beverage will be permitted at this event. Hecklers welcome.
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